Top Ten Ways to misspell "Gaius"

From the home office in Wahoo, Neb. ....

10) Guyess

9) Geyeuss

8) Gasteyer

7) Pat Buchanan (Palm Beach, Fla., ballots only)

6) Gross

5) Guy+Six

4) Guess

3) Guinness? Brilliant!

2) Goofy

AND ... THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO MISSPELL "GAIUS" ....

1) Jar-Jar